I wouldn't mind having this power.......I promise that if I had it, it would be used for evil and that I would abuse it......but only for good.
I would use it:
In checkout lines
In bank lines
In doctors offices
In slow traffic
In airline TSA gate rape scenarios
At job interviews
On traffic stops
While filing taxes
At liberal tree-hugger protests
At obama-support-rallies on Obama supporters
At any event that supports democrats in general
On newscasters who are idiots
On obnoxious customer service agents
At the DMV
In liberal college professors lectures
On idiots in general
And any other time my whim and fancy suits me
