More Money! James Bond Weapons! (Less Politics)


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I'm taking a break from the usual political writing lately.

I also think  I screwed a bunch of subscribers to my blog over by deleting and re-installing the feedburner email subscription app.  Sorry about that if that happened to you!  I promise a full refund!

You can look for it on your next bill from Simplybecauseitis!

So - politics can only get so stupid and so corrupt when there's not much more to talk about.

Since Simplybecauseitis is "a tasteful touch of common sense, education and old fashioned values with the ocassional politically incorrect stab at the world we live in" and it's my blog that google is providing me for free in exchange for providing them with an income revenue by advertizing for them - I can write about what I pretty much want to.

SO!

I woke up this morning. 

Annnnd Obama was still an idiot.

I did have an idea through the course of the day.  If evolution is a true principle then why are there democrats?  Isn't that regression?

But - I went to work on 3 hours of sleep because - well - one of my staff's son who's a gun carrier like I am shot at someone on their property breaking into their house or something like that and got arrested - so no sleep for me.

Long story short, Jen and I later had a bit of time together and went to a park and I whipped out my minelab exploerer II while she used the bathroom and I promptly found a penny buried a few inches down just outside the bathroom without even searching and then there was a dime on the top of the dirt - I think it was just starting to try to hide.  Money likes to bury itsself and then camoflage itsself by changing color to match the dirt.

Any rate, later we ended up with the kids at another park and - voila voici bene dozo voila deja! More money. 

It was getting almost too easy.  EXCEPT I was getting annoyed with the roots in the park. Lots of tree roots all over the place.  One stupid bottle cap off a champaigne bottle disguised itsself as a coin and took a good 20 minutes of digging through the roots to determine it's true identity.  And I thought when I discovered what it was "Your're not money! You're an impostor!"

On an ADD note.  Ever notice in the old James Bond Films - if Mr. Bond is issued a weapon I guarantee you he's going to use it.

And if he uses it, he's never going to be completely successful with it and obliterate his enemy with it.  No.  He's going to spend 15 minutes demonstrating every capaibility of the weapon - including its inability to finish him off immediately with a single shot - before finally finishing him off.   I kind of think at the end of the James Bond movies there should be a coupon or advertizement where you can get the James Bond weapn what was used in the film and get a discount for buying it from the movie.  "Man Killing Ultralight! With Nuclear Missiles (plutonium warheads sold separately - must collect three movie stubs) SALE!  Buy now!"

I don't have much to say.  Just....nonsense in the world.  So I'm going to go to bed for now.

Anyways - here's an interesting account of what it's like being on METH!  Found it while reading up on what happened with my staff's son.


Why doesn't everyone use meth?  It's so wonderful! It feels so peaceful it should be legal!

*sigh* bedtime. 

OH! And I only found 14 cents today.  Soon I hope to figure out gold and silver signatures on the minelab.





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