Hawaii's new governor claims he knows Obama was born in the US but was never actually there when Obama was born and wants to put the whole birther issue to rest but the first focus is finishing destroying the US economy. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_obama_birth_certificate

Another idiotic piece of news from the story - overwhelmingly the requests for the birth certificate come from the mainland us - and rarely from Hawaii.

Hm.  So - FORTY NINE OTHER STATES make up the vast volume of requests compared to Hawaii?  You wouldn't think......So out of the US's 350 MILLION people and Hawaii's 1.5 million people - the remaining 348.5MILLION people who live on the mainland are where most of the questions come from?  So obviously its not an issue because requests come mostly from not Hawaii because obviously this means he was born there.

Stupid journalists.

Sent to me by David....

George Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop.

As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
  
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, 'No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I've been in a whorehouse.'
     
The second barber turned to Bush and said, 'How about you sir ?' Bush replied, 'Go ahead; my wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.'