I had a very steamy, sexy, nonsense discussion with a few friends yesterday. Some of them were male, some female.
It was actually a business meeting, then I made the mistake of talking about sex…it’s been a while, so all I do is talk about it…for now…wink!
So, one of the girls said she’s staying away from sex for a long time. Why? I asked her.
Apparently, she’s engaged to be married sometime next year, to a guy who loves anal sex. He had been begging for it since they hooked up last year, and she decided to give in for fear of loosing him to other willing Naija women…
She said it was the worst night of her life…it was so painful for her that she threw up. Unfortunately for her, her bobo get big ‘condo’ lol. She said she’s never doing it again…even if it means loosing the man she loves.
So, I was trying to imagine it…that tight thing…with a dick inside? How the hell can ‘it’ survive it?
Sex is sometimes painful for me, especially after a while…you know when you tighten up when you haven’t done it for sometime? And when you’re doing it again, it’s a little uncomfortable at first, while your body adjusts to ‘it’…and I’m talking about the vagina here…The Vagina, where babies come from…it’s still uncomfortable after a while. And somebody demands that I give him my tight ass? Yeah, well, maybe in his flipping dreams.
Sorry about this, but how many of you have been in the toilet, tying to defecate and the thing is so hard, so big, so painful and you’re trying so hard to be tough, trying not to scream, trying to go gently, begging the damn thing not to hurt your ass, sometimes you end up bleeding just a little…to some, it feels like you’re giving birth…and this punishment is coming from a poo poo…then tell me people…how much more a damn dick! lailai!
I've heard stories of women needing surgery after bouts of anal sex...the damn dick freaking tears the ass up...
Why the hell would you want to ‘do’ my anus, when I have a freaking VAGINA? What? That’s not enough for you…you freak! lol While we are at it, how about I give you other holes on my body. Like my ears? My nose? My mouth? (Ok…that one is allowed lol), how about the hole through which the urine passes from…FREAK!
One of the reasons I’m so looking forward to getting married, apart from having me beautiful babies…is so I can ‘do’ every night…wink!
I love intimacy, kissing, touching, fondling, ‘doing’ etcetera, and etcetera. But the day my husband asks for some ass? He’s most definitely moving to another room.
When I talk to God about my love life…I never say send me a man…men plenty…I ask God to make me fall in love…I have to be very much in love before dem legs can go their separate ways. But I can’t love enough to make my butt go their separate ways…No way hon!
So, if you want to get married and you love anal sex, don’t come knocking on my door, ‘cos you ain’t getting any…sorry!
See the way I mention marriage? Husband? Yeah, well, that’s because a boyfriend is not an issue…if he demands that, he will probably get his face slapped…there’s a limit to the rights of a boyfriend. But the husband…yeah, well, he has rights, so you can offer him the vagina, if he says no, just tell him to back the hell off. lol!
I’m very adventurous, I like to try out new things, but why the hell will I deliberately inflict pain on myself? I don’t think an ass can adjust to the size of a dick no matter how many times you do it…even porn stars find it somewhat uncomfortable…they pretend to enjoy it, but you can tell it’s a bit of an effort for them. Besides I heard from a girl who’s done it that it’s not as sweet as the main sumtin sumtin! So why indulge in it? Let’s leave ass ‘doing’ to gay men…at least they don’t have the other option we have…Vagina! lol
But seriously, is it normal for a man to prefer ‘doing’ the ass instead of the Vagina? Don’t men like that have homosexual tendencies? Have you ever had anal sex? Have you ever thought of it? Is your partner demanding it? Is it so wrong?
This is such a delicate issue, if you don’t want to be identified, come as anonymous and let’s talk about anal sex.
