QUIT BUYING BOMBS ON EBAY!!!!


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A 26-year-old Massachusetts man has been arrested and accused of plotting to destroy the Pentagon and U.S. Capitol with large remote-controlled aircraft filled with explosives.


IDIOT!   You don't fricking order it online and have it delivered - let alone delivered by the FBI you moron.  You make it yourself!  Why the hell would you ORDER grenades and and C-4, which you can make yourself using household items in a quantity that wouldn't arouse any suspicion?   Even a  radio controlled airplane can be made at home for the damned plot.  I swear people are dense.   
Why not just go to the Science Store or Radio Shack and buy the "My first terrorist plot kit" while you're at it and take out the extended warrantee on it and make sure they have your full name and address in case you move and want a refund?   DUHHHH!  That would look even less suspicious!

I tell you - these terrorists and wannabes are a really dense lot. 
Sharks with laser beams on their heads
Even the Soviets had way cooler weapons and better intelligence about things (like the ridiculously slow dipping mechanism with sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads).  One of the FBI agents I was listening to in some interview the other week said the terrorists are very hard to find but very easy to kill.  The Soviets were very easy to find, but very hard to kill. ITS BECAUSE THE SOVIETS WERE SMARTER!

And to think this guy graduated from Princeton university....what a tribute to the American education system.  Educating people just enough to get a job, but not enough to succeed at their dreams and ambitions and keeping them ten steps behind the US government. I don't know what Princeton's admission standards are, but "common sense" obviously isn't a requirement, nor do they teach it for you to graduate. 

I don't see how Al Qaeda ever expects to win with this kind of buffoonery routinely in its ranks.  Apparently Al Qaeda has the same admissions standards as Princeton now that I think of it.

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