FWIW - I'm in good standing in church, but still have a military mouth and a military sense of humor and my comfort zones got expanded a leeetle bit far in my time in our fine fine United States Navy Second to None (not yet anyways - wait till the chimp in chief gets done...oh wait....that's racist...only Bush was a monkey...um....KENYAN in chief....yeah) but I conservatively try to label my blogs in case anyone has kids.....but this still cracks me up. Warning - bad word you've probably read in a bathroom stall somewhere and even said but now it's in a funny context on my blog and that makes it okay! Coming up in 3...2....1....