EARTHQUAKE! On the eastern US. I wonder if this is due to women's cleavage being shown in the US as declared by some Imam in the middle east. Anyways, I think George Bush is causing the quakes with the lever he has on his ranch - or it's Al Qaeda.
I'm all in favor of quakes though - just - if we could focus it specifically on wherever Obama is at - that would be great. Like....his teleprompter falling down? That'd be wonderful. Or things falling on him? Even better. Him falling into a hole? Best yet!
