For decades two statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven and approached the statues."You've been such exemplary statues and done so well scaring off evil spirits from the park by just standing there for hundreds of years" the angel announced to them, "that I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The guy and the girl statues looked at each other, and the guy statue asks, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" The girl replied "....You know it!" and they raced into the bushes.
The bushes were shaking and they could be heard "Grab it by the head! Yeahhhhhhh." "Right there!" "Don't move!" "Oh my gosh that feels so good!" "Oh, I've wanted to do this with you for so long!" "Oh! This is better than I imagined - EVER!" "Oh, do it from the top again, on top on top on top!"
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces and resumed their spots on their pedestals.
The angel reappeared and informed them they still had fifteen minutes.
The girl statue looked at the guy statue and said "Fifteen minutes, wanna go again?"
"Yeah! This time YOU hold down the pigeon and I'll crap on its head!"
