Time for Faster Food?

Apparently, in New York City, sit-down and dine-in isn't fast enough for some diners who want a time limit imposed  on diners who are too slow eating....so THEY can sit down.  How rude of the other diners who got there earlier to only think of themselves in their selfish dining!


http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/08/24/is-it-time-for-dining-time-limit-in-nyc-restaurants/

I guess this means restaurants like The Four Seasons where dinner can be over $500 and last nearly 3 hours need to become more like McDonalds. Start serving Fast Bass and Quick Quiche and a Speedy Steak rather than a dining experience that lasts.  Of course if I lived in NYC I might want to be someplace nice for a few hours as well....

When I was a waiter in Japan (Back in MYYY dayyyyy) the Japanese would often take 2 - 3 hours for dinner.   That entire time didn't require a water-refill either.  

FASTER DAMMIT SO IIIII CAN EAT!  Better not friggin choke so I have to waste time doing CPR either! MOVE! STUFF IT!

My recommendation? How about people who are upset that the OTHER people are taking too long - make a reservation?   Learn to spend time with their family and cook at home?  Go someplace else?  Eat faster themselves and be an appropriate example?  Set a chess timer on their own table?  MAKE A RESERVATION?  Think of someone besides themselves?  MAKE A RESERVATION?  Just a thought.  Lots of ways this can be solved..... (Brought to you by Carl's Junior).