I'm absolutely convinced Democrats hate illegals - but for an entirely different reason than republicans aren't that fond of their presence in the country.
First - they can't vote - legally.
So where's the incentive to give them all these welfare benefits if they can't buy their vote?
And second - they know by wanting to give them citizenship so they can vote - they will be out of a job as a politician in the current political climate.
So - why even bother with them? I think if Democrats really loved loved loved their latino welfare recipients they'd bend over backwards - and not mataphorically in the political fashion either - I mean actually make an effort to give them citizenship.
But no.
Instead they are used as pawns to justify more spending on social programs for their districts but aren't ever given a slice of the American dream. Sure, they are given the watered down throwaway dream that the rest of us don't want because we're from here - hey! One American's junk is another nation's treasure (actually when I was stationed in Japan I found they throw away some ridiculously new stuff just because it's not fashionable when the even newer stuff comes out. I'd go through the garbage for a new flatscreen TV just sitting outside on the sidewalk!)
Food stamps. A future in a fruit processing facility but no real hope of any meaningful future because they don't speak the language and aren't a part of the culture and refuse to assimilate!
So - take what you can get I guess.
At any rate - if you haven't seen this photo - I'd like to point out that what's going on here would be considered torture to Al Qaeda or to an Illegal if it was ever done - no illegal has ever gone through this because it's INHUMANE - OH THE HUMANITY - to even ask for ID to vote. But you wanna fly? Flop your "junk" on the counter or put your "chesticles" on the big screen TV and let us examine you - we must find out the truth about your intentions!
Meanwhile - me - an American Citizen - am denied In-State Tuition in the state of California and must pay a higher college tuition because I'm a resident of Oregon.....UNLESS....I'm an ILLEGAL. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2010/11/undocumented-students.html
You know what's wrong with this country? California. That's what's wrong. Give us Disneyland back and you can keep the rest. Put the border right here on Oregon. I guarantee you down in K-falls and Medford there's enough rednecks over the Siskiyu mountains to keep us safe up here. So we lose 54 million people. I'm sure mexico would love to have them! (I'm not talking all you loyal conservatives who are victims of Californication politics - As a representative of the readers of Simplybecauseitis and by the power granted to me by Al Gore's Internet and in the name of global warming precautions - I offer you amnesty in the peoples' republic of Oregon as long as you vote conservatively and own a handgun or two and drive polite - don't litter and don't "urban sprawl" all over the place up here and leave your stupid car commercials back in Californication)
But hey - while we're at it - buy a truck - get an AK-47! http://www.clickorlando.com/news/25767498/detail.html
Oh - and Miss Napolitano - the airport scanners aren't actually the last line of defense for the airplanes. It's Swedish tourists who tackle underwear bombers trying to light their panties on fire in mid-air over US cities - remember? "The system worked like it was supposed to" - does that sound familiar? It should - you said it! All Hail Sweden! - maybe we chould call it the SSA - or Swedish Security Administration. Or STSA (Swedish Tourist Safety Administration).
