Movie Bloopers.....EXPOSED (SPOILER ALERT!)

Okay - so here's a link to some pretty phenomenal movie bloopers:
http://do-while.com/coolest-movie-mistakes/

And here's even a photo of one (SPOILER WARNING! DON'T LOOK IF YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER OR ANYTHING ELSE IN MOVIES OR POLITICS!)

Okay - now here's the real spoiler and I'm about to ruin movies for some people forever with this one beyond the movie mistakes:

Movies.....are not real.

They are actors.   They are actresses.  Harry Potter is not real.  Twilight is not real. They wear makeup.  None of the special effects ever really happened.


Here's where I'm going to ruin it even more:  

This is Howard Hughes - Aviation Mogul and Multi-Millionaire:

 Meanwhile this is Leonardo Di Caprio - an ACTOR - pretending to be someone's artistic version of Howard Hughes.

 And this is Leonardo Di Caprio standing in front of a sexy piece of machinery - that I would absolutely love to fly  -while pretending to be someone's artistic version of Howard Hughes - I wouldn't mind pulling up to a beach party in something like that myself and strolling ashore and asking a lady for a date myself though.

 

So.......sometimes you will see things that indicate that the event was staged - like when "Hughes" knocked a wing down on an airplane in "The Aviator" and you can see the hinge where the wing was designed to collapse.  I know - but - here's where I am just no fun...... I hate to break it to you: the entire thing is staged.  Everything.  EVERY SINGLE MOVIE.  From camera angles to even the lines people say to the Jerry Bruckheimer explosions (I've seen a few explosions in the military - and - they don't look like they do in a Jerry Bruckheimer film) - it's all fake. Even if its a real life movie - they edited it before they put it out so you don't see the entire thing.  I hope you don't hate me now.  But I'm doing this for a public benefit.  Now - I'm going to ruin one more if it hasn't already been ruined. 

This is a photograph of a real man, an American, who believed in the US Constitution and the United States and was a genuine American President who had to send millions of Americans to their deaths to preserve the union while ordering the deaths of millions of confederates - former Americans - in order to maintain the country and much to his regret - a very difficult decision he remarked - we know him as Abraham Lincoln.

This is a man who's pretended to be an American, who hates the US Constitution, believes America is an enemy to people everywhere and is only pretending to be the President of the United States of America who can't even talk without his plexiglass brain going everywhere with him and is actually a stuttering moron- who sends Americans to their deaths to achieve a political end because he doesn't want to actually win the war and punish his muslim brothers, but doesn't want to lose and be known as a loser......and if you voted for him....an actor..... you wasted your vote.....unless you were just pretending to vote and pretending to care about America.

So - while I enjoy a good movie - I am aware they are fake - and unfortunately - the experiment of putting a faker in the white house was a very very bad idea in that what he's in charge of is NOT fake - and it's - in short - effing a lot of things up pretty darned badly.

Maybe his teleprompter isn't programmed to tell him what to say about all this and he needs a line cue though so people can pretend to have hope in him again.......

I can tell you he is a real douchebag though.  Genuine.  That much I know.