A satellite crashing to earth could land on Friday.
Or Saturday.
It could land in the ocean.
It could land on land.
It could burn up before it even touches the ground.
It could hit someone. It could miss everyone.
All of which would be unexpected.
Or so say the experts.
The chances of it hitting one are one in three thousand, but MY PERSONAL odds - the ones NASA gave ME PERSONALLY (it's on their website, read it, it says "you") are one in several trillion - in which case my family will have won the lottery with my life insurance policy and the media rights to sell the movie and the book to ABC's After School Special programs.
