Missing link from apes to humans found.....AGAIN.

How many times are they going to find THE missing link between apes and humans?  Seriously? 

I've seen twice before this report, and the last one was just a few months ago last year: Click here for news article

I actually don't believe for a second that man evolved from apes or that apes evolved from slime.  TOO many variables in this world that something would have to survive PERFECTLY through a quadrillion quadrillion quadrillion infinite variables to evolve INTO a human being.  It just doesn't make sense if you ask me.

Anyways, I'm just curious how many times they are going to find "the" missing link.

I have an idea.  Maybe they should check congress or the white house:

 

Okay I admit that would actually be DEvolving because there's no WAY that president will ever become human.

But since I know the knee jerk mindless pre-programmed thought processes of some people who will see this, just so NOBODY thinks I'm racist....there are white monkeys too (actually the one above is half white, it's an american kenyan variety) and the pictures of the all white euramerican monkey below are WAY easier to find:

Anyone offended yet?   I know so many liberals who consider shocking people a form of education, so maybe this will make people think of the hypocrisy that exists in our society on race issues.  That can be a two way street - so here's a thought:    If we evolved from monkeys - WE ALL evolved from monkeys - not just certain races.  Got it?  Just the current chimp in chief got a little shorted in the gene pool department and what it doesn't posseess in intelligence it makes  up for with smooth words until the rest of the monkey community gets sick of it and gets ready to ban it from the group in another few months.