Okay - so now they are saying that you can't use your religion to escape screening in TSA lines.
What made me laugh is - I can think of one religion that SHOULD be screened if any religion should be screened by TSA.
As in "Oh you're a.....okay....then you're in the pat-down, feel up, peek-a-boo, cavity search, virtual strip search and bomb-detonating-cubicle line. NEXT!.......Oh, Christian/Bhuddist/Shinto/Hindu/Athiest conservative, republican voting soccer moms? Right this way. Liberals? Not allowed to fly - it furthers their nefarious purposes....you're in the peek-a-boo line."
I won't say what religion it is I'm thinking of because I don't want to offend anyone. I'll leave it a mystery.
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/11/16/religion-offers-break-airport-screening-tsa-says/
What also made me laugh was I could think of the one religion that needs to be screened also being the one religion that would ask to be excused - LOL.
But I won't say what it is. I'll leave it a mystery. Still.
Maybe getting felt up can be a religious experience - as in - "Oh my GOSH - in the name of THORS HAMMER that feels....oh yeah...pelvic tilt....right there.....yesss....."
